If it happens to all of us, why the hell is it so awful??
When you wave to someone you don't know and then try to play it cool.
Look, they probably didn't even realize you were waving at them. This feels more awful than it is. (*What you tell yourself*)
Or when you start laughing really hard and no one else is amused.
Pity the fool who does this in a meeting or lecture.
When your stomach starts to make noises in the middle of an otherwise quiet room.
"It's not a fart! I promise!"
Actually farting.
But like, everyone does it so as long as it's not smelly...whatever.