Remember: You are not a third wheel – you are a unicycle and they are your training wheels.
When you meet up with your friend and they surprise you with their S.O.
"Yay, I'm so looking forward to third-wheeling all day." – you, never
When your friend spends a little too long saying goodbye to their current squeeze and you're just standing there.
When you make plans with your friend and they ask to bring their S.O. and you just don't know how to say no.
So they end up coming. And it kind of feels like you're hanging out with your parents, or some weird irresponsible foster parents.
Sometimes it can feel like you are a third wheel to your actual parents.
Surrounded by so much love...and none of it is for you. WAHHHH.