“How are you?” “JUST LOOKING.”
Asking someone to repeat themselves, laughing along when you still didn't hear what they said, and just praying they said something funny.
"Oh, I said my grandpa passed away late last year..."
"HAHA, oh man, that's a classic."
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Saying something profoundly stupid when you pass a colleague in the hallway.
"Oh, hello, what are you doing here?"
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Or again, interrupting the silence of the elevator to blurt out something awkwardly.
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Making any kind of small talk, ever.
"How long have you been working here?"
"Some would say, FAR TOO LONG, haha!"
**Why did I just say that to my new boss**.
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